Robert Pepper Crutcher

 United States

  • Date Of Birth: September 21, 1931
  • Date Of Death: August 5, 2018
  • State: Mississippi

Robert Pepper CrutcherSeptember, 1931 (Frankfort, KY) – August 5, 2018 (Oxford, MS) He was raised in what had been the gardener’s cottage behind the Pepper mansion in old Frankfort, the home of his maternal grandmother.  The Pepper family had a mischievous pet monkey, Mike, who liked to ride pigs, rodeo style, holding the ears as reins.  But we digress. After life took him away from Elkhorn Creek (near Frankfort), Bob Crutcher’s favorite place was his garden.  His favorite people were his family.  His favorite labor was cross-examination.  The more cross, the better. After he retired from the Department of Justice (1998), telemarketers, customer service representatives, retail clerks, cable guys, tech support staff and others ill-prepared for the role had to stand-in for the hostile witnesses who had been schooled by John Farese, Joe Pegram (whom he loved to taunt with poetry), Jim Waide and other worthy adversaries.  Few saw it coming, bless their hearts. As far as we know, Bob was the only person ever expelled from adult day care for plotting a coup.  Yes, really.  It all started with his fondness for the songs of Stephen Collins Foster.  But again, we digress. He taught us hard work, attention to detail, soil preparation (he had a secret formula), fishing, shooting straight and telling stories that ended up straight but meandered on the way so as to gather a crowd..   They know why.  (It was heredity; Bob’s father refused to leave “$CASH LUMBER CO.$” in Holly Springs until he spoke to “Mr. Cash..   Most other folks wouldn’t understand that being called a “constipated rattlesnake” is just an old lawyer’s way of provoking a lively conversation with someone he considers worth the sport. We also thank his Kindred Hospice nurse, Courtney…  We will remember him by keeping the Frankfort family tradition of telling his stories, and those of others long passed, in the present tense, as if he’s in the room with us, because maybe he is.

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